
East Coast US Receives Santa
Santa is reportedly in Charlotte, North Carolina as he makes his way up and down the US East coast.
- Elf Ernest
Coming up next: Christmas jokes
Active Bedtime Warnings: All of mainland North America
Listen to Crash try to…

Santa in New England
Santa's in New England and moving rapidly. Check out Elf Holly Berry's conversation with a nutjob in New Mexico. Catching Santa would be like catching lightning.
- Elf Ernest
Coming up next: Subtle hints
Active Bedtime Warnings:…

Santa in the Big Apple
Santa has arrived in the United States and he begins where many begin -- in New York.
- Elf Ernest
Coming up next: A man who wants to change Santa's habits
Active Bedtime Warnings: West Coast US and Canada
Listen to a spotter…

Halifax Gets Happy
Santa is in Halifax!
- Elf Ernest
Coming up next: O Canada
Active Bedtime Warnings: East of the Rockies
Listen to Elf Crash refuse to say where Santa is headed next:
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Dominican Republic Reports
Santa is now in the Dominican Republic. Lots of American and Canadian kids are pressing us to reveal when Santa will deliver -- especially those on the east coast. One little hint for you: GO TO SLEEP.
(please)
- Elf Ernest
Coming…

Venezuela Welcomes Santa
Kids out west in Canada and the US are anxiously writing in about bed time...soon, kids --very, very soon. Santa needs to finish in Venezuela first.
- Elf Ernest
Coming up next: How Santa knows when to visit
Active Bedtime Warnings:…

Eyewitness Report from Puerto Rico
Santa has moved on to Cuba. But we're still reeling from the eye witness of Santa in PR. Listen below.
- Elf Ernest
Coming up next: Celebrations in Venezuela
Active Bedtime Warnings: Edmonton, Denver, Topeka, Chicago, Regina,…

San juan Welcomes Santa
Puerto Rico. Santa loves it there. Wonder if he will stop for some rice and beans?
- Elf Ernest
Coming up next: Interview with an eyewitness of Santa
Active Bedtime Warnings: Winnipeg
Listen to Elf Agent X describe some troubles…

Santa Returns to Greenland
- Elf Ernest
Coming up next: Weirdness in Texas
Active Bedtime Warnings: Cleveland
Listen to Elf Vernon explain why sleighs are still flying from the North Pole:
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Santa Back in Brazil
Brazil is a big place. So Santa has returned to finish the job.
- Elf Ernest
Coming up next: News of the North Pole Christmas Party
Active Bedtime Warnings: Atlanta!
Listen to Elf Crash talk about being in the sleigh so long:
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Santa is in Chile
Santa is in Chile and happily so. He has many friends there.
- Elf Ernest
Coming up next: Does Santa ever get tired?
Active Bedtime Warnings: Central America
Listen to Elf Ed Zachary explain why Santa needs you asleep when…

Eastern Caribbean Reports a Merry Christmas
Santa is all over the US Virgin Islands at this time -- and moving quickly. We've never seen Santa move so fast. Ever. We're not even kidding. If you're awake in the Eastern US or Canada, you better get a move on with those visions of…