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North Pole Cheers as Santa Takes Control of Christmas

Never, ever doubt what Santa can do, kids. With Jingle Bell 1 now in the air Santa has TWO workshops and TWO wrapping departments hard at work. Things are NOT behind -- they're ahead! If I had just one thing to say to sum this thing up it…
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BREAKING NEWS: Sleigh Craft Carrier Launched

Breaking News! With a series of massive explosions the North Pole blew off the roof of the large top-secret building and launched a sleigh craft carrier -- a huge floating airship. WOW. It is big, big news --- every bit as historic as…
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Critics Say Santa Can’t Deliver

The media speculation continues to run rampant and Santa is taking a lot of criticism. The odds makers and analysts are predicting Santa may not make it this year. I haven’t spoken to Santa for a few hours now. But if any of that were…
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Santa’s Reindeer are in Isolation

If something is to happen in the next hour Santa’s reindeer might not be aware of it. It is nap time for them. In speaking with Elf Victor he assures us that all the reindeer are healthy and ready to go. But with hours still until…
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False Media Reports Ahead of Historic Event

The world is burning up the phone lines, emails and fax machines to the North Pole as media contacts and government representatives debate Santa’s “historic” news. We still don’t know the nature of what Santa has in mind but some…
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Trackers Activated Over North Pacific

Here’s an interesting development. Elves working on Santa’s flight path over the Pacific have been put on high alert. That means they are at their stations, watching radar, receiving confidential tracking data, and prepared to report…
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Help Name Santa’s Sleigh

While we are now only 90 minutes away from whatever this big historic event is we remind you that it is NOT too late to enter your ideas for the naming of Santa’s sleigh this year. Santa names the sleigh just before he takes off and…
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Urgent Weather Concerns for the North Pole

Elf Billy from the Weather Department has issued an urgent bulletin warning the North Pole of bad weather. A blizzard with white out conditions is expected to hit any time now. That’s kind of normal for Christmas at the North Pole.…
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Workshop Refuses to Stop for History Making Event

Chaos has erupted in Santa’s Workshop as supervisors there don’t want to stop working. They are still behind there and the supervisors are upset that elves have been called to “launch positions”, effectively shutting down the workshop.…
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BREAKING NEWS: Santa Orders North Pole to Launch Positions

Breaking News! Alarms of a different sort are going off at the North Pole and everyone here is in shock. These are special alarms. They only go off once a year and only for a special reason: they announce that elves need to gather…
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12 Hours Until Santa Launches

Breaking news! Twelve hours from now Santa launches. Just 12 hours left!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Things here at the North Pole are very, very busy. The workshop is going a billion miles per hour, trying their best to get everything done. I understand…
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Christmas Eve Dawns in Australia

The sun is rising in the South Pacific and the island nations of the sea are awaking now to Christmas Eve morning. For elves working that part of the world it is a busy time. They will be testing their tracking equipment over the next…