Santa’s Sleigh Returns to the North Pole
Santa’s sleigh just returned to the North Pole. I saw it land just moments ago. It appears the sleigh is undamaged and that Elf Vernon and those with him on the flight are unhurt.
Elves from the Research and Development Department…
North Pole Navy Launches Three Ships
Big holy-moly breaking news again!
Santa is launching a navy. Yes – a navy, as in boats. Three large ships have just departed from ports in Dubai, Singapore and Rotterdam.
We don’t know yet where they are going or what their mission…
Test Flight Chased from Iran
Breaking News!
Evidently the Iranians are serious about getting Santa’s sleigh out of Iran. They have just fired a missile of some sort at it.
Elves in the Tracking Center assure me that the sleigh is in no danger. Elf Vernon is…
Santa Asks for More Secret Spies in Canada
An interesting note was just sent from Elf Agent X in the tracking center. Santa doesn’t take flight for at least another 14 hours or so but already Elf Agent X is asking for more secret spies for Santa. This time, he needs them in Canada.…
Santa’s A-Team of Reindeer Return to the North Pole
Elf Victor just told me that Santa’s A-Team of reindeer – Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen and Rudolph have all safely arrived back to the North Pole.
They are now being sent to a special barn, located…
Spotter Elves from China Check In
Elves in the tracking center tell us that hundreds of spotters are beginning to check in from the land of China.
China is a massive country and many mistakenly believe that Santa is not known or popular there. On the contrary, Santa…
How Santa Knows When You Change Your Mind
Checking in with Elf Hugo again in the North Pole Post Office and he says the mail just keeps coming in.
The hardest job for elves is knowing what to do from kids who keep changing their minds on their Christmas wish list for Santa.…
Santa Announces Historic Launch Event
Breaking news!
We have been told to expect a “history-making” event in about eight hours. Santa himself made the announcement.
We’re curious what he is talking about. In 8 hours it will still be too early for Santa to take…
Elves World Wide Begin North Pole Check In
Santa has elves working all over the world and they are starting to report in to the North Pole.
Of course, those elves are out there every day. It takes people all over the world to help Santa be Santa.
But these are special days…
Hundreds if Sleighs Lined Up at the North Pole
Hi all!
More breaking news to report!
Not only are thousands of reindeer headed to the North Pole but we’ve seen hundreds of sleighs lined up way out behind the sleigh barn.
We’ve got weather here at the North Pole so there…
Thousands of Reindeer Head to the North Pole
Breaking News!
We’ve just heard reports that thousands of reindeer are in flight from Norway, Chile, and the Canadian Rockies and they are coming to the North Pole for some reason.
Santa keeps reindeer ranches all over the world.…
Christmas Eve Dawns in Samoa
The summer sun is starting to peek over the horizon signaling the start of Christmas Eve day in the South Pacific.
The North Pole Post Office is bracing for an onslaught of last minute mail from that part of the world.
“It always…
