U.S. military personnel stationed in Guam are reporting a Merry Christmas and that Santa was recently seen in the skies over the island. No doubt that Santa made quick work of the tiny outpost.
For the better part of three hours Santa has focused his efforts in the Pacific. During that time the Far East has said hello to Christmas morning and the Far West has welcomed Christmas Eve Day. It is Christmas, more or less, just about everywhere and Santa can feel the spirit of the season rising all over the world.
— Elf Ernest
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