Santa Announces the Office of the North Pole Navy
Hi everyone!
Stunning news to announce this morning: Santa has just informed us that he has organized a new department to be known as the North Pole Navy.
Yes, Santa will have ships.
We’re not sure what this means, exactly. Santa didn’t explain it much.
The new office will NOT be headquartered at the North Pole. The office will be located in Dubai, the location where Santa secretly met earlier this year.
No mention yet has been made about who will head this department, how many ships there will be or what Santa will be doing with these ships.
It is an interesting development and one that announced right now comes as a huge shock to just about everyone.
What is Santa up to?
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