A big scare going on here today at the North Pole – elves are lined up by the hundreds at the North Pole Medical Center to get shots for the Bah Humbug Bug.
As we told you days ago Elf Dr. Lionel P. Spock promised to call me if he thought the virus was back.
He called me last night and I got hold of Santa.
Production in all departments has dropped as Santa ordered mandatory treatment with an eggnog flavored elixir all elves are now required to get.
The North Pole Medical Center was almost immediately over run with patients and I heard the line is now about 6 hours long just to get in there.
We don’t know if this is all the work of the Merry Prankster or not.
We just cannot risk another outbreak of this virus or it would shut down Christmas entirely.