North Pole Health Department Issues Report
The North Pole Health Department today issued their Annual Report of General Elf Health and reported directly to Santa Claus that the overall health of the North Pole workforce is healthy and ready to participate in full force for the delivery phase of Operation Merry Christmas.
The largest fear every year is a recurrence of the dreaded Bah Humbug Bug.
More than 30 years ago the virus appeared at the North Pole and spread rapidly, putting Operation Merry Christmas in jeopardy.
Since that time the North Pole Health Department has worked tirelessly to keep the virus in check. It has been several years since it has been an issue at all.
The Bah Humbug virus attacks the Christmas spirit. One who contracts the virus feels super tired, irritable and desirous of taking down their Christmas tree.
They will become grumpy, turn off the Christmas music, won’t drink the eggnog and some will even walk around saying, “Bah – humbug!” to anyone they see.
People at the North Pole really fear what would happen if Santa ever got the Bah Humbug virus.
For more information about the Bah Humbug virus please listen to the North Pole Radio News report in the player above.
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Thank you, Elf Harold! Does the virus affect depending on the weather? I think it doesn’t like warmer and more humid, so a humidifier is good, too. I didn’t know Elf Crash worked in the wrapping Department! Do you all take the vaccination? Elf Frank, please tell Elf DJ to thank you for playing Christmas music on Kringle Radio! It helps us keep our health! Stay healthier! I’ll stay with Christmas spirits. Happy Thanksgiving, and Merry Christmas! XD
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