5 Weeks Until Christmas
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5 Weeks Until Christmas
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Happy Tuesday and there are just five weeks now remaining until Christmas.

Countdown to Christmas

Guess what?

I think I know who this Elf Z guy is. Lot of people here are now talking about him.

He’s a regular at the North Pole Gym. Military kind of guy. You know the type. Short hair. Geeky about things like radios. Talks a lot.

Anyway, if it is who I think it is, I think I have him figured out. He works in North Pole Intelligence, which is an oddly named group, if you ask me. They are the elves here most associated with that elf on the shelf thing people talk about so much.

Now, you have to understand something. Elf Ed Zachary told us some time ago that Elf on the Shelf is not really a North Pole thing. It upset a lot of people around the world when he said that but here at the North Pole some big elves were really glad Elf Ed Zachary said something.

Nobody really likes to talk about them here. Nobody really likes the Elf on the Shelf thing here and there are good reasons for that.

Not all elves associated with Elf on the Shelf are good elves. There are many elf on the shelf types who don’t act like real elves.

Anyway. Enough of that. Elf Z has SOMETHING to do with that stuff and he is a real elf. I think, despite how weird he is, that he is a good elf. Elf Crash says he knows who he is. Elf Moe lets him stay in the Elf Community at SantaTrackers.net.

So whatever he is doing…is sanctioned. They are allowing it. It might be interesting to figure out what he is up to.

Now. Let’s talk about reindeer for a minute. I told you I would share something about the reindeer each week and today I want to talk about Rudolph.

Yes, you already know Rudolph’s story with his red nose and how bright it is.

Rudolph does serious work for Santa with that nose, as you know. It helps a lot when flying in storms with snow and fog and all that stuff.

But did you know there’s a nickname he has in the Reindeer Barn that few people know about? They sometimes call him Chef Rudolph.

Why? Because some elves learned long ago that if they can get Rudolph to turn his nose up really high it gets hot enough to make toast. Or to even warm up soup.

They’ll say, “Chef Rudolph, I’m hungry” and Rudolph will light it up.

He doesn’t even mind. In fact, Rudolph often teases that when he retires he’s going to open a restaurant featuring freshly reheated foods.

Of course, he’s kidding about that.

Rudolph would never retire. He loves flying for Santa.

Toodles, friends!

Elf Trixie

 

 

ps – Take a listen to the North Pole Radio News report in the player above for more about Elf Z.

 

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Thank you, Elf Trixie! I wonder if Elf Z has a different name when he is with others. Elf Crash, how many special Projects do they have? I’m curious who the elf and reindeer are in the picture. I’d never heard about Elf on the Shelf before becoming an Elf! Most people in my country don’t know about elves, either, and I’ve never seen an elf on any shelves so far! Elf Trixie, from who did you hear about Rudolph? I want to learn how to talk to reindeer! Elf Frank, please continue to let us know the update. Thank… Read more »

This Elf Z must be ok but it sure sounds fishy to me🐟🐠. It’s hard to keep a secret for 5 weeks. Elf Frank Keeping working on Elf Crash and maybe he will let a clue slip😁. Elf Trixie that sure was funny about Rudolph and his nose probably works a lot faster than ole microwave.😆 Merry Christmas all.