Does Santa Have Enough Tracker Elves?
A late report yesterday at North Pole Flight Command has caught most people by surprise: Santa may NOT have enough elves tracking Santa for Santa this year.
The Department of Redundancy Department at the North Pole reported that their internal audit of the numbers reflects a possible deficiency in the number of trackers Santa will need this Christmas.
On a normal year, the level of trackers and their reports appears to be at record levels. However, this is not a normal year.
The Crisis in Santa’s Workshop is quickly changing the nature of Santa’s flight this Christmas. Due to those shifting realities, the report concludes that Santa may need as many as 2 million more trackers than present levels suggests he will have available to him.
Elf Roger Star, director of North Pole Flight Command, and Elf Crash Murphy, International Director of Santa Trackers, are conferring with Santa late tonight to discuss the report and to decide what action needs to be taken.
For more information about this situation please listen to the North Pole Radio News report in the player above.
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Thank you, Elf Harold, and Elves Frank, Crash, and Westover! I believe that all the elves from last year are still here. I saw a lot of NEW ELVES on the Elf Community page in Santatrackers.net. I hope people will become elves who want to help Santa! Have a fantastic day and Merry Christmas! 🧑🎄🧝🧒👧🌟🎅🌟🤞