Santa’s sleigh bells are ready. That’s a big deal. The bells are critical to a good ride. The reindeer depend upon them to provide a critical rhythm when they fly. If one bell is out of tune, it drives them crazy and they can’t fly. The bells must be perfect. And the elves in charge […]
Things are getting serious. With two hours to go you can feel the activity pick up. I was just talking with the elves over in Flight Command. They are just swamped, getting new reports from trackers around the world like crazy, even in Sector 5. Speaking of Sector 5, here’s an update of Elf Red […]
Like clockwork, our Christmas Eve storm has arrived. I know we have been predicting good weather but it seems this storm has snuck up on us. Still, weather trackers here at the North Pole tell us this isn’t a very big storm and it should pose no problems for Santa or the crew at the […]
The sleigh barn is packed. No, not with sleighs and reindeer. With elves…and their families. They are all there to witness the launch of Santa’s sleigh, now just a few hours away. They are packed in like sardines. Here’s a radio report describing the scene:
Santa has not had a lot of rest. In fact, as of right now, he’s still meeting with children. Nevertheless, he’s saying he feels good, he’s rested and he is ready to go. Meanwhile, on North Pole Radio News they dealt with a non-believer in their last report:
You wouldn’t believe the buzz over at the North Pole. This is bigger than the Super Bowl. Elves here are just giddy with excitement that Santa’s launch is just four hours away. Every time a new hour ticks away on the clock here you can hear a cheer go up. Meanwhile, with just four hours […]
One of the big features of the North Pole Christmas party is the sugar cookie pool. Elves bet on whether Santa will deliver on time and return early to the North Pole. Right now the smart cookie is all on Santa. Elves are betting heavily in his favor. On Kringle Radio, the experts are talking […]
Another breaking news story: the Wrapping Department has completed their work. I cannot remember the last time the Wrapping Department finished before Santa launched. This is incredible. It really sets the stage for Santa to set some speed records later tonight and tomorrow. Meanwhile a debate is raging about early bedtimes once Santa launches:
Wow! The time is going by so quickly. Are you staying up for Santa’s launch? On Kringle Radio, an update on the reindeer:
Now that Santa’s sleigh has returned from the final test flight attention turns to support teams. Right now sleighs for those teams are lining up and getting ready for take off. They don’t know where they are going or how they will be serving. They do not even know when they will get in the […]
Elf Test Pilot Vicky Blaze has returned from the final test flight of Santa’s sleigh and she has brought a surprise: eggnog! “Bless her heart,” Elf Hank, head of the North Pole Christmas Party said. “She stopped by a store and cleaned them out. It isn’t much but we appreciate it.” The final test flight […]
