The latest North Pole Radio News Reports as broadcast at the North Pole.

Elf on the Shelf
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Elf on the Shelf to Be Addressed in North Pole Chat

It could be a very interesting time in North Pole Chat this coming Sunday. Elf Frank Myrrh of North Pole Radio News will be the guest at 3pm EST. Elf Frank launched an investigation into Elf on the Shelf this week after reporting on a…
Sleighs
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Sleigh Department Quickly Building More Sleighs

There are more sleighs at the North Pole than any other place on earth. The Sleigh Department is rushing to build even more of them. You can thank the crisis in Santa’s workshop for making it necessary. Last Christmas Eve, more than…
Santa's List Day
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Santa’s List Day at the North Pole

It is Santa’s list day at the North Pole. That has nothing to do with a naughty or nice list but everything to do with YOUR list for Santa. Nearly two months ago the North Pole Post Office launched Operation Toy Shop, a reminder campaign…
Workshop is 33 Days Behind
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Santa’s Workshop is 33 Days Behind

The Workshop Crisis Management Task Force reports today that Santa’s workshop is 33 days behind with 19 days remaining until Santa’s launch. North Pole Flight Command started shuttle operations this week with 500 reindeer pressed…
3 Weeks Until Christmas
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3 Weeks Until Christmas

Hello everyone and guess what? There are only 3 weeks until Christmas. Things are going a little crazy at the North Pole. You should see Santa’s workshop. It’s going 24 hours a day. It stands out like a giant candle during dark…
Not Enough Trackers
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Does Santa Have Enough Tracker Elves?

A late report yesterday at North Pole Flight Command has caught most people by surprise: Santa may NOT have enough elves tracking Santa for Santa this year. The Department of Redundancy Department at the North Pole reported that their…
Christmas trees
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What Santa Wants You to Know About Your Christmas Tree

On the first busy weekend of Christmas we have a tradition of talking about the importance of the Christmas tree, tips for it from Santa in the home and ways you can keep it an important part of your Christmas. This annual reminder comes…
Operation Merry Christmas
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Operation Merry Christmas Kicks Off

Santa Claus and thousands of elves in Santa’s workshop gathered briefly in the atrium to hold a ceremony to open the delivery phase of Operation Merry Christmas. From now until Santa’s launch time a large countdown clock slowly descends…
Thanksgiving
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A Working Thanksgiving at the North Pole

While Thanksgiving is festive with many traditional activities at the North Pole it remains a working holiday this year for many elves. Santa’s workshop remains operational today as thousands of elves continue to work around the clock…
Thanksgiving Day Elf Parade
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Snowy Thanksgiving Day Elf Parade

As predicted the weather at the Thanksgiving Day Elf Parade was quite snowy. But with the redirection plans made by the Parade Committee to specifically deal with weather challenges things did not exactly go to plan. Heavy snow last…
Santa's Workshop is 44 Days Behind
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Santa’s Workshop is 44 Days Behind

The Workshop Crisis Management Task Force reports today that Santa’s workshop is 44 days behind with 26 days remaining until Santa’s launch. This is the 2nd productive week in which a staggering 14 days was made against the deficit.…
Santa Returns
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Extra Reindeer Bring Santa Home

Santa Claus has returned home tonight from his travels so that he can enjoy Thanksgiving with Mrs. Claus and all the elves at the North Pole. Just a day ago we reported on a special mission that sent Rudolph, Dancer, Donner and Blitzen…