The latest North Pole Radio News Reports as broadcast at the North Pole.

Power Outages
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Power Outages at Santa’s Workshop

Santa’s workshop has new issues to deal with: power outages. This latest snafu began with the onset of a brief winter storm (not to be confused with the blizzard forecast for next week). A fast moving storm featuring gusty winds and…
Thanksgiving Blizzard
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Winter Blizzard Warning for Thanksgiving

The Weather Department at North Pole Flight Command has issued a blizzard warning for the North Pole for Monday through Friday next week. The timing of the storm could not be worse. The Sleigh Port at the North Pole is always very…
Santa's Workshop is only 58 Days Behind
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Santa’s Workshop is 58 Days Behind

The Workshop Crisis Management Task Force reports today that Santa’s workshop is 58 days behind with 33 days remaining until Santa’s launch. Elf Bernard is very happy with the performance of the workshop this past week. They have…
5 Weeks Until Christmas
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5 Weeks Until Christmas

Hi friends! Today is 5 weeks before Christmas – the greatest time of the year. Are you getting ready for it? There are big debates going on at the North Pole right now. The other day the Weather Department at Flight Command put out…
Weather Warnings for Thanksgiving
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Weather Warnings for Thanksgiving

The Weather Department at North Pole Flight Command issued a winter weather warning for the week of Thanksgiving. The weather has already been an issue for weeks at the North Pole, impacting departures and arrivals of sleigh bringing…
Blitzen wins the Reindeer Games
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Blitzen Wins the Reindeer Games

In a day of robust competition coupled with blustery winter weather Blitzen pulled off a victory in the Reindeer Games by winning the only race he had left to run. Tied with four other reindeer heading into the day nobody predicted he would…
Santa Asks Trackers to Step Up
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Santa Asks Trackers to Step Up

Elf Crash Murphy posted a message from Santa to tracker elves around the world today at SantaTrackers.net. Santa is asking tracker elves to step-up their efforts. Santa is not displeased with tracker elves in any way. In fact, he is…
Emergency Meeting
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Emergency Meeting at Flight Command

Elf Supervisors from every Sector were summoned to the North Pole for an emergency meeting called by North Pole Flight Command director, Elf Roger Star. The purpose of the meeting was to discuss some new ways of tracking Santa for Santa this…
Upset at the Reindeer Games
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Upset Throws the Reindeer Games into Chaos

An upset today at the Reindeer Games has thrown the leaderboard into chaos. While Donner still sits atop the leaderboard he has a 0.003 point advantage over three others – Blitzen, Rudolph and Goldie – who are bunched up in 2nd place right…
Workshop is Behind
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Santa’s Workshop is 72 Days Behind Schedule

The Workshop Crisis Management Task Force reports today that Santa’s workshop is 72 days behind with 40 days remaining until Santa’s launch. Elf Bernard reports that while a good gain was made last week they need to be doing even…
Donner Wins
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Donner Wins in a Thriller

Winter weather conditions at the North Pole added to the drama of a thrill race in the flight speed trials at the Annual Reindeer Games. Donner won the event, but just barely. A very crowded field was right on his back as they came in…
Donner Dominates
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Donner Dominates at the Reindeer Games

The first day in the medal rounds at the Reindeer Games was all about Donner. He dominated the running and jumping events, even getting the best of Blitzen who traditionally does well in this category. Blitzen was gracious in defeat,…