Bets Turn in Santa’s Favor
The sugar cookie pool has kicked into high gear at the North…
North Pole Cheers as Santa Takes Control of Christmas
Never, ever doubt what Santa can do, kids. With Jingle Bell…
BREAKING NEWS: Sleigh Craft Carrier Launched
Breaking News! With a series of massive explosions the North…
Critics Say Santa Can’t Deliver
The media speculation continues to run rampant and Santa…
North Pole Christmas Party Delayed
Mrs. Claus is at home preparing for the traditional North…
Santa’s Reindeer are in Isolation
If something is to happen in the next hour Santa’s reindeer…
False Media Reports Ahead of Historic Event
The world is burning up the phone lines, emails and fax machines…
Trackers Activated Over North Pacific
Here’s an interesting development. Elves working on Santa’s…
Help Name Santa’s Sleigh
While we are now only 90 minutes away from whatever this…
Urgent Weather Concerns for the North Pole
Elf Billy from the Weather Department has issued an urgent…
Two Hours from History at the North Pole
"You will be blown away," Elf Agent X just told me by telephone.…
Remote Grandstand a Surprise to Most Elves
When work stops on Mrs. Claus’ cookies you know something…


