Santa's Workshop is 128 Days Behind Schedule
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Santa’s Workshop is 128 Days Behind Schedule

The Workshop Crisis Management Task Force reports today that Santa’s workshop is 128 days behind with 82 days remaining until Santa’s launch. Elf Bernard, head elf of Santa’s Workshop, admits those remain daunting numbers but he…
Sleigh Activity

Canada Very Active

Sleigh ActivityHi Gang, Right now we are kind of in a holding pattern with Flight Command. I’ve asked them for clear direction of how we can help them and they keep telling me to just wait. All the sleigh flight activity that’s not related to the test flights of Santa’s sleigh so far seems to be […]
12 Weeks Until Christmas
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12 Weeks Until Christmas

Hi ho! Just 12 more weeks to go until Christmas. I know you’re anxious about the news coming out about Santa’s workshop but can I get it a rest just for today? There are other things going on at the North Pole to tell you about. First…
Watching the Skies

Watching the Skies

Watching the SkiesHi Elves of Sector 1! As you may have heard on North Pole Radio News the activity covering the crisis in Santa’s Workshop is supposed to be affecting all Sectors and the work we do as tracker elves. I have been listening to Elf Crash and the elves at North Pole Flight Command to figure […]
Halloween Party is Optional
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Halloween Party Made Optional

The head of Santa’s workshop, Elf Bernard, announced today that Santa’s workshop will remain open on Halloween, which is on Friday, October 31st. He said elves can volunteer to work that day or optionally take the day off to celebrate…
Answers to Anxious Questions
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Crash Answers Anxious Questions

The North Pole Post Office reports today that mail to the North Pole has arrived in record volume for the month of September. According to Elf Hugo, postmaster at the North Pole Post Office, the Crisis in Santa’s Workshop has changed…
Tracker Elves
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Tracker Elves Pressed into Service

Tracker elves will be pressed into service to help with the Crisis in Santa's Workshop, according to Elf Crash Murphy, the International Director of Santa Trackers, who mentioned it in North Pole Chat today. The North Pole Chat covered a wide…
Super Sleighs Built
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Sleigh Department Builds Super Sleighs

For the past several weeks the Sleigh Department has been building a fleet of what is being called Super Sleighs. These are sleighs that are enormous. They are designed to hold a lot of cargo and they are to be used by the reindeer who…
Special Missions
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Santa’s Reindeer Given Special Missions

North Pole Flight Command and the Reindeer Operations Department announce today that Santa’s A-Team of reindeer are being dispatched on special mission to aid in the Crisis in Santa’s Workshop. Donner and Blitzen, the anchors of Santa’s…
All Elves on Alert

All Trackers on Alert

All Elves on AlertIt is only the end of September but I feel compelled to issue an alert for all Santa Trackers world wide. There is a crisis in Santa’s Workshop and elves from nearly every department at the North Pole are mobilizing to help in the effort. We are equally called upon to join in the effort. […]
Important North Pole Chat
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Important North Pole Chat on Sunday

This Sunday’s discussion in North Pole Chat now carries far greater implications than originally planned. The International Director of Santa Trackers, Elf Crash Murphy, was originally scheduled to host a general Question-and-Answer…
Crisis Management Team Set Up
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Crisis Management Team Set Up

Santa has assembled a Crisis Management Team to oversee the project of getting Santa’s Workshop back on track. The team includes many familiar names: Elf Wally (Head of Distribution), Elf Roger Star (Director of North Pole Flight Command),…