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North Pole Confirms Santa in Orbit

Santa is playing space cowboy at the moment. Moments ago I had to release an official announcement declaring that Santa was, in fact, qualified and trained to deliver to the International Space Station. Elves working what they call Operation…
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World Leaders Worry About Santa in Space

Santa is doing just fine, we're told, but that doesn't mean everyone is happy with him. Some world leaders and others are a bit upset with him. "He just can't go into space without permission or training," said Dr. Herman Finkle, an international…
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Santa’s Flight Halted at the South Pole

Santa's flight appears to have stalled on maps all over the word. That's because it appears Santa is leaving the earth's orbit and is going to deliver Christmas do the International Space Station. How long does that take? What that entail…
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Tracking Center Goes Into Lockdown

Don't be alarmed, folks. The North Pole Tracking Center just went on lockdown. This is normal behavior when Santa is doing somethinng extra ordinary. They lock down the Tracking Center because the tracking department absolutely has authority…
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Santa Launches an Odd Craft from the South Pole

Click the player below to listen to Elf Crash's call of Santa's latest trick in flight. Crash seems to think this has to do with delivering to the International Space Station. I have to wonder what the reindeer feel about that. Anyway,…
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Santa’s Sleigh Pulls Up at the South Pole

Last year the South Pole became kind of like a portable workshop and wrapping center. It was filled with elves and reindeer who had come from the North Pole to work on last minute Christmas projects. They had to do that because of the weather…
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Elves Debate What Santa is Up To

It is only an hour into Santa's flight and already there is controversy and debate. Santa continues to track south at a fairly slow pace. That has some trackers concerned that he is throwing off his schedule. Santa has built plenty of…
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Santa’s Sleigh Looks Different

Something is different about Santa's sleigh. Elves at the North Pole are talking about it like crazy. The sleigh now appears to be either carrying something on its back end or has been reshaped to look entirely different than it did just…
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Record Numbers Tracking Santa

Santa launched just 30 minutes ago but around the world there are more people tracking him than ever before. Last October Santa called for 4 million new recruits to serve as Santa Trackers -- official elves of Santa Claus. These volunteers…
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SANTA LAUNCHES FROM THE NORTH POLE

BREAKING NEWS! Santa Claus has launches from the North Pole. Operation Merry Christmas is now officially in the delivery phase. Santa left under slightly snowy conditions and is headed south at this moment. Click the player below to…
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Santa Names the Sleigh

It happened just moments ago. Listen to the report from Kringle Radio in the player below. Santa has given his sleigh a name. Santa evidently deliberated until the last moment, seemingly torn over the decision. But finally, feeling it was…
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Santa Checks His Reindeer

Santa's sleigh is now in the barnyard -- and they are hitching Santa's reindeer now up to the sleigh. As they work on that Santa is checking the harnesses on each reindeer, speaking to each of them as he prepares to take flight. Nobody…