Santa is Back in Australia

How many times have we reported Santa in Australia tonight? Well, he’s back as the reports from places like Darwin and Perth roll in. If I had to guess, Santa will be wrapping up Austalia on this swing south.

In comparing Santa’s track so far this year I must confess to being surprised. Even though Santa started two hours later this year he’s right on track with last year’s delivery schedule.

— Elf Ernest

Bedtime warning: Iraq

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