How many times have we reported Santa in Australia tonight? Well, he’s back as the reports from places like Darwin and Perth roll in. If I had to guess, Santa will be wrapping up Austalia on this swing south.
In comparing Santa’s track so far this year I must confess to being surprised. Even though Santa started two hours later this year he’s right on track with last year’s delivery schedule.
— Elf Ernest
Bedtime warning: Iraq
