Santa Makes A Sudden Turn South

Confusion reigns at this hour as Santa has taken a sudden turn south.

“That definitely wasn’t planned,” Elf Billy said. “I don’t know if something is wrong with the sleigh or maybe something isn’t right in Brazil because Santa obvisouly changed his mind about something and is going in a new direction.”

We’ll try to find out what is going on. For you kids in South America who keep emailing that you can’t get to sleep — well, it looks like Santa is giving you more time.

— Elf Ernest

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