St. John’s in Far Eastern Canada was the first stop for Santa in Canada today. Labrador City also reports a visit. Santa is moving again at a very rapid pace.
— Elf Ernest
Direct from Santa’s Newsroom at the North Pole
Command Center Status: All systems are go, all lights are green
Sleigh Status: 27334 mph
Reindeer Status: Great!
Latest Secret Spy Reports: Non-believers posing as believers in Toronto reported; cookie disaster reported in Denver, Colorado…
Where it is Christmas Eve now: All of North and South America
Where it is Christmas morning now: St. Johns, Labrador City, Hamiliton, Tucker’s Town, Maraba, Porto Velho
Kids in these places should be in bed by now:
All Pacific Time Zone Areas
Montana, Wyoming, Idaho, Utah, Colorado, New Mexico
North and South Dakota