South Africa Celebrates a Merry Christmas

Santa is covering all of South Africa at this moment. We have received many happy reports of his visits there in the last few minutes.

We are also learning of another group of kids in Bristol, UK conspiring to kidnap Santa Claus. These kids, unlike the ones in Cologne, appear to be believers. We think this may be why Santa is delaying his arrival in the UK.

Meanwhile, the bedtime warnings for South America continue to pile up….

Venezuela
Bermuda
Western South America
Nova Scotia
Eastern Brazil
Far South America

— Elf Ernest

  

Santa Tracking is now being broadcast live from the North Pole at