Elves Missing Work in Santa’s Workshop
Greetings!
More strange news today to report.
Elf Bernard didn’t want to wait until Monday to have a production meeting. We met early today.
He reported that the workshop is falling behind because, like the post office, some elves just aren’t showing up for work and Elf Bernard cannot find them.
It turns out this was the reason they closed the North Pole cafeteria as well – not enough elves to work it.
They just didn’t want to say anything about it.
This is a really weird development.
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