The islands of the seas in Micronesia as well as ships at large in that general area are reporting visits from Santa at this time. Sleigh operations continue to go smoothly and the reindeer are reportedly in fine condition and feeling well.
Elf Crash Murphy, following Santa in a chaser sleigh, just filed a report about a radio command Santa just sent out. We don’t know what it means but evidently “Phase 2” is about to begin.
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Listen to Elf Crash explain what he heard in a radio command from Santa:[powerpress]