I made the rounds today to check on every department at the North Pole and I’m happy to report that things are operating in high gear.
Santa’s workshop is doing especially well. Of course, they’ve been running double shifts for more than a month. They were ahead then but they are really ahead now – by almost 30 percent, is what Elf Bernard tells me.
Over at the North Pole Post Office things are busy but all the recent remodels have made faster work of all the mail they receive. Elf Hugo thinks at some point this season that Santa’s mail will overwhelm things but they feel better prepared for that than ever.
Even the wrapping department feels super productive. Because the workshop has been so busy Elf Wally tells me the wrapping department has been busier too and it reports being ahead of things as well.
Now, if we can just get all the transportation stuff fixed with the sleigh and the reindeer I’d be able to report a grade “A” for Operation Merry Christmas so far this year.
Elf Crash Murphy answers the question of which Santa like better: milk or cocoa? Click the player below to listen: