Prankster Nearly Caught

Breaking NewsHi everyone!

Over the past 24 hours we have been receiving a flood of concerned comments and emails about the North Pole’s problem with the Merry Prankster. Frankly, folks are frustrated that he hasn’t been caught yet and they are concerned whether or not conditions will be safe for Santa to fly later this week.

Both Santa and Elf Agent X have been made aware of all the concerns coming in to my office.

Both refused to comment.

It’s a busy time, there is much work left to do before launch. Santa wants to remain focused on Christmas and will allow Elf Agent X to do his job as they hope to catch the Merry Prankster.

Elf Ernest

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