No Delay to Santa’s Launch
Ha! I love this. Word is that Elf Buck Sanchez, head of flight operations at the North Pole, personally petitioned Santa to delay his launch, claiming the workshop still was not far enough along to justify taking to the skies.
Santa sent a brief response: “No.”
Rarely is Santa so succinct!
Here’s the latest:

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