Santa’s Launch Just One Hour Away
The North Pole Christmas Party needs more eggnog. This seems to be the big emergency at the North Pole this year.
I can’t believe what constitutes a big deal these days.
But, as they are reporting on Kringle Radio, there might be a solution in place:
Oh yeah, Santa takes off in about an hour.
Elf Ernest is Senior Vice President of Public Relations at the North Pole. As such he oversees all North Pole websites and the News Department, which includes Kringle Radio, North Pole Radio News, SantaUpdate.com, SantaTrackers.net and NorthPoleFlightCommand.com. Ernest also oversees all official North Pole social media channels.
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