The Wrapping Department may or may not have a problem. Analysts at the Wrapping Department say that according to their charts the Wrapping Department is 14 days out on completing their mission. But Santa’s launch is just 9 days away.
But, as you hear in the North Pole Radio News Report above, there isn’t much the Wrapping Department can do about it. There is no stockpile of things to be wrapped – everything they can wrap HAS been wrapped.
So what’s the problem?
Some think the Workshop must be behind. But their analysts are showing Santa’s Workshop way ahead.
So we are not sure if there is a problem brewing here or now.
The now-famous Department of Redundancy Department is now flooding both the Workshop and the Wrapping Department to see what the real story is. It is the job of the Department of Redundancy Department to double check that everything associated with Operation Merry Christmas will be done correctly and on-time. If anyone can get down to what the real problem is here it is the elves of the DORD.
In the meantime, please relax. It’s still early. We’ll figure this out and there is no need to worry.