Ha! I love this. Word is that Elf Buck Sanchez, head of flight operations at the North Pole, personally petitioned Santa to delay his launch, claiming the workshop still was not far enough along to justify taking to the skies. Santa sent a brief response: “No.” Rarely is Santa so succinct! Here’s the latest: — […]
The flight command center is blowing the whistle on the final test flight of Santa’s sleigh. They have ordered the boys to bring it home. This is another sign that Santa is soon to launch. — Elf Ernest The Big Map | North Pole Flight Command | Certified Santa Trackers
The hot cocoa is really flowing at the North Pole today. Normally it is eggnog. But on a day like this, with snow flying like crazy, it’s gotta be hot chocolate. Moving around at the North Pole has grown difficult. It is just too dangerous to be outside right now. — Elf Ernest The Big […]
And now the emails of sightings of Santa’s sleigh are coming in from all over Europe. I wonder if Elf Vernon is doing this on purpose? Here’s the latest from Kringle Radio: — Elf Ernest The Big Map | North Pole Flight Command | Certified Santa Trackers
The art of getting Santa ready for launch includes a painstaking task in polishing and tuning the sleigh bells. Each bell has a unique note and it has to sound just right. Reports are coming in that the bell team is not going to have a lot of time to complete this critical task: — […]
I think the Flight Command Center will be really happy once Santa launches from the North Pole. I’m sure they would rather be worrying about Santa than dealing with the weather and all the problems it is bringing for them. Here’s the latest news: — Elf Ernest The Big Map | North Pole Flight Command […]
The final test flight of Santa’s sleigh sure seems to be covering a lot of ground this year. They are back over the Atlantic. We have to wonder how much longer it will be before it heads home. I think it is about time. — Elf Ernest The Big Map | North Pole Flight Command […]
Normally at this point elves are gathering at the Claus residence to start the North Pole Christmas party. Not this year. Eventually there will be a big party. It’s just a little late this year. — Elf Ernest The Big Map | North Pole Flight Command | Certified Santa Trackers
This is really cool. We’re getting excited emails from officials in the Dominican Republic claiming to have seen the test flight of Santa’s sleigh. They don’t get to see a lot of flying sleighs down there, I guess. Here’s the latest news: — Elf Ernest The Big Map | North Pole Flight Command | Certified […]
The final test flight of Santa’s sleigh is going exceptionally well. It appears Elf Vernon has finally turned the sleigh south and is now somewhere over the equator, in the heat. He likely won’t stay there long, as the heat is hard on the reindeer. In fact, we have to wonder how much longer this […]
Picture it: the workshop is producing stuff at a record level. But once things are made you have to have a place to put it, right? The Wrapping department is right next door to Santa’s workshop. Just getting things from the workshop to the wrapping department is a major operation right now. All because of […]
