The clock has turned to Christmas Eve in Europe and Africa. Merry Christmas! Here’s the latest news from Kringle Radio: — Elf Ernest The Big Map | North Pole Flight Command | Certified Santa Trackers
The skies are crowded up there today! The test flight of Santa’s sleigh is contending with so many other sleighs in the skies they nearly collided with one. Everyone is okay. But it speaks to how busy things are today. — Elf Ernest The Big Map | North Pole Flight Command | Certified Santa Trackers
Santa’s workshop is teeming with elves and volunteers. The elves have hauled in their spouses, their parents, their neighbors — anyone who can lend a hand. And boy, are they getting a lot done. In fact, it is affecting the Wrapping Department. Now those guys are behind and will soon be looking for help. Such […]
Santa’s test flight has kept so far to northern areas where the air is cold. Not sure why, but that is what it has done so far. This is the latest news from Kringle Radio: — Elf Ernest The Big Map | North Pole Flight Command | Certified Santa Trackers
Did Santa know? Last summer when Santa began the ambitious project of building thousands of new sleighs everyone thought he was a little crazy. Nobody thinks he is crazy now. The thousands of sleighs and reindeer out there will prove hugely valuable to a workshop that is still working at this point. In fact, they […]
Well, that didn’t take long. The Flight Command Center confirms that Santa’s Sleigh is indeed over Finland at this time — and we just got a report from there saying the sleigh was spotted flying very low and slow. The sleigh has to be tested under all conditions — even low and slow flight. Here’s […]
The North Pole Flight Command Center is starting to make some progress in getting these thousands of sleighs out of the weather of the North Pole. And now we have all these sleigh convoys flying around out there. There are so many sleighs in the skies now you could see one now and then. Especially […]
It’s frightful outside but the brave test pilots who work for months on Santa’s sleigh are about to take to the skies for one final test flight. This is a Christmas eve tradition. We’ll cover that flight over the next several hours. It should come home in time for a good wash and wax before […]
You should hear the howling wind outside my window right now. We experience blizzards here at the North Pole all the time. But this one is a whopper. No wonder the Flight Command Center is having issues. Santa won’t have any problems with this. Here’s the latest from Kringle Radio: — Elf Ernest The Big […]
Santa Claus has never failed to deliver. Remember that. You read it here first. But the early going of the delivery phase of Operation Merry Christmas has many elves here at the North Pole really worried. You want a bad sign? Look at the sugar cookie pool. This is the lunchroom betting pool that gauges […]
It is not unusual for Santa’s Workshop to be working so late. It has happened many times before. But I just spoke to Elf Bernard, head guy over at the workshop. He just kind of threw up his hands. “The good news,” he said, “is that we have never produced at the level we are […]
Industrious elves at the North Pole Flight Command Center have swung open the back doors of the sleigh barn to let sleighs leave the other way. They do not open both doors at the same time, but rather through an alternative pattern made possible by putting six strong elves on each door and then timing […]
