Elves Working Overtime
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Elves Working Overtime

Elves in Santa’s Workshop are working overtime in an effort to clear the backlog generated by a tough year of getting supplies to the North Pole. Most elves I talked to in the Workshop today are happy to have all the extra work. Elf…
166 Days Behind in Santa's Workshop
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Santa’s Workshop is Just 116 Days Behind

The Workshop Crisis Management Task Force reports today that Santa’s workshop is 116 days behind with 75 days remaining until Santa’s launch. Some elves at the North Pole fear that is not a fast enough pace. But since they started…
11 Weeks Until Christmas
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11 Weeks Until Christmas

Greetings, friends! Just 11 weeks to go until Christmas. It’s an exciting time at the North Pole. This is an unusual week of the year for me. Santa and Mrs. Claus left for Canada the other day and I’ve got this whole week with Mrs.…
Sleigh Update
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Flight Command Testing a New Sleigh

North Pole Flight Command has informed us that they are now testing version 4 of Santa’s sleigh and that a fleet of 12 sleighs of this version have been ordered for test flights later this month. This new version will be equipped with…
Baby Reindeer Everywhere
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Baby Reindeer Everywhere

There has been a baby boom at the North Pole. There are more baby reindeer than anyone expected this year. They were expecting so many that a special circus-like tent was put up between the Reindeer Barn and the Sleigh Barn. That tent…
Santa and Mrs. Claus to Chat
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Santa and Mrs. Claus to Chat in October

By requested and accommodated only by special arrangement, Santa and Mrs. Claus are now scheduled for a special North Pole Chat on October 26th. The September chat featured Elf Crash Murphy who asked attendees who those most wanted to…
Thanksgiving in Canada
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Thanksgiving in Canada

Santa and Mrs. Claus left the North Pole to travel to Canada for celebration of Thanksgiving, which is held there around this time every year. This is a tradition because Mrs. Claus has family there. Because things are so busy for Santa…
Record Setting Deliveries to the North Pole
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Record Setting Deliveries to the North Pole

North Pole Flight Command compared records with the Distribution Department and discovered today that two separate teams of reindeer have set unexpected records in the recent delivery of materials to the North Pole. The Brute Squad, a…
Operation Toy Shop
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Operation Toy Shop Begins

The North Pole Post Office has kicked off a new effort of their own to aid in the Crisis in Santa’s Workshop. They are calling it Operation Toy Shop. Elf Hugo, postmaster at the North Pole Post Office, is concerned that believers are…
Santa's Workshop is 128 Days Behind Schedule
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Santa’s Workshop is 128 Days Behind Schedule

The Workshop Crisis Management Task Force reports today that Santa’s workshop is 128 days behind with 82 days remaining until Santa’s launch. Elf Bernard, head elf of Santa’s Workshop, admits those remain daunting numbers but he…
12 Weeks Until Christmas
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12 Weeks Until Christmas

Hi ho! Just 12 more weeks to go until Christmas. I know you’re anxious about the news coming out about Santa’s workshop but can I get it a rest just for today? There are other things going on at the North Pole to tell you about. First…
Halloween Party is Optional
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Halloween Party Made Optional

The head of Santa’s workshop, Elf Bernard, announced today that Santa’s workshop will remain open on Halloween, which is on Friday, October 31st. He said elves can volunteer to work that day or optionally take the day off to celebrate…