Reindeer Report in Shape
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Santa’s Reindeer Report in Shape

Santa’s main reindeer team – Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen and Rudolph – have been evaluated by the team at Santa’s Stables and all are reportedly in excellent shape. In an interesting development…
Reindeer Return
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Surprise Return of Santa’s Reindeer

BREAKING NEWS: According to inbound radar data at North Pole Flight Command it appears the return of Santa’s reindeer is happening now. Weather conditions are making it difficult to determine the number of reindeer, their precise speed…
Thanksgiving Day Elf Parade
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Changes to the Thanksgiving Day Elf Parade

The Parade Committee, charged with directing the Thanksgiving Day Elf Parade at the North Pole, announced significant changes for the parade this year. The time of the parade has been changed from starting at 8am to beginning two hours…
Workshop Crisis Gets Worse
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Santa’s Workshop is VERY Behind

After several meetings with Elf Wally, who heads the distribution efforts at the North Pole, and Elf Bernard, the head elf in Santa’s workshop, it is estimated that Santa’s workshop is at least two months behind in their work – and maybe…
Should I Change My Wish List
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Stress About Santa’s Workshop

A report today from the North Pole Post Office suggests that believers around the world are starting to stress over the delays reported in Santa’s Workshop. Santa asked Elf Hugo, postmaster at the North Pole, to report on trends of…
14 Weeks Until Christmas
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14 Weeks Until Christmas

There are now just 14 weeks left until Christmas. Can you believe it? Last week I talked about the workshop and the big tent out by the reindeer barn. This week I want to talk about willows, green grass and ferns. I know. You think…
Prancer is Healthy
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Prancer Declared Healthy

Elf Big Sled Ted reports that Prancer, who was in treatment for a moderate injury, is now recovered. Prancer was admitted to the Kringle Reindeer Clinic on September 1st for advanced treatment. Prancer will stay at the North Pole and…
Parade Committee Meets
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Parade Committee Meets

The Thanksgiving Day Elf Parade Committee met today to discuss plans for this year’s parade. The debate, as always, seems to be on what to do when the weather goes back. It’s not if the weather goes bad. It goes bad every year. But…
100 Days Until Santa Launches
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100 Days Until Santa’s Launch

On what would normally be a sleepy Sunday at the North Pole a press conference for North Pole media has been held at North Pole Flight Command to mark a milestone in Operation Merry Christmas – the 100 days until Santa’s Launch mark. In…
World Santa Map
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Put Your Mark on Santa’s Map

Last week Elf Crash Murphy, in his role as the International Director of Santa Trackers, introduced a new feature at SantaTrackers.net called the World Santa Map. This map allows you to place a marker showing where you are and your relation…
Early Winter Storm
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Early Blizzard Slams the North Pole

Winter storm warnings have been issued for all areas of the North Pole as white out conditions persist. It is the first major storm of the winter season and it could stay around a while. “As happens so often here at the North Pole we…
15 Weeks Until Christmas
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15 Weeks Until Christmas

Hello, friends! There are only 15 weeks left until Christmas! Isn’t it exciting? Well, listen. I need to let you in a few things because the email and the messages and the letters and the cards coming in to the North Pole Post Office…