The latest North Pole Radio News Reports as broadcast at the North Pole.

Different Kind of Halloween
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North Pole Celebrates Halloween

It is a different kind of Halloween at the North Pole this year.   Usually this is just a partial work day, with many elves requesting the day off of work to be home with the families to work on costume and Halloween party plans. There…
Workshop is 89 Days Behind
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Workshop is 89 Days Behind

The Workshop Crisis Management Task Force reports today that Santa’s workshop is 89 days behind with 54 days remaining until Santa’s launch. A frustrating week for elves in Santa’s workshop as production quotas designed to make…
Reindeer Return to Rest
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Reindeer Return to Rest

Santa’s lead reindeer team has fully returned to the North Pole after more than a month of service in shuttling supplies to the North Pole to help with the Crisis in Santa’s Workshop. The reindeer will now prepare for the annual Reindeer…
Santa in North Pole Chat
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Santa Headed to North Pole Chat on Sunday

Santa and Mrs. Claus will be in North Pole Chat tomorrow, Sunday, October 26th at 3pm EDT. There might be only one more chat with Santa and Mrs. Claus between Halloween and Christmas. We remind you that these chats are for informational…
Worried Mail
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Worried Mail Floods the North Pole

The North Pole Post Office reports that mail coming in from believers around the world is setting records in October and it reflects concerns and anxieties over the Crisis in Santa's Workshop. Weeks ago the Post Office launched Operation…
92 Days Behind
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Workshop is 92 Days Behind

The Workshop Crisis Management Task Force reports today that Santa’s workshop is 92 days behind with 61 days remaining until Santa’s launch. Elf Bernard and others in leadership at Santa’s Workshop are frustrated at the slower results…
Reindeer to Get Ready for the Reindeer Games
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Reindeer to Get Ready for the Reindeer Games

The efforts of the past month to get needed supplies for Santa’s Workshop appears to be nearing it’s conclusion. Some of Santa’s A-team of reindeer are slated to return this week to the North Pole. Prancer and Vixen are scheduled…
Winter Weather Slams the North Pole
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Winter Weather Slams the North Pole

North Pole Flight Command is watching the weather more than usual due to the extra efforts to help Santa’s workshop. Current conditions include periods of white out, somewhat impacting arriving and departing sleighs at the North Pole Sleigh…
99 Days Behind
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Workshop is 99 Days Behind

The Workshop Crisis Management Task Force reports today that Santa’s workshop is 99 days behind with 68 days remaining until Santa’s launch. Excellent progress is being made as elves are literally working in shifts around the clock…
10 Weeks Until Christmas
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10 Weeks Until Christmas

Hello, just ten weeks to go until Christmas. The North Pole Halloween party is just a few weeks away and many here are wondering how different it will be this year. In Santa’s workshop and several other departments the list of elves…
Santa and Mrs. Claus Return
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Santa and Mrs. Claus Return

Santa and Mrs. Claus have returned to the North Pole after their visit to family in Canada for Thanksgiving. Both Santa and Mrs. Claus are busy in meetings today at the North Pole. According to Elf Joel of Santa’s Office Staff Santa…
Santa Wants More Tracker Elves
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Santa Wants More Tracker Elves

Santa wants more tracker elves. According to Elf Crash Murphy, International Director of Santa Trackers, Santa has expressed concerns about his coming up flight on Christmas Eve. He wants more tracker elves to track Santa for Santa. Tracking…