The latest North Pole Radio News Reports as broadcast at the North Pole.

Tracker Elf
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Santa Takes Over the Tracker Elf Project

The tracker elf program is maturing. It began as a test program five years ago on the belief that millions of people around the world would want to become elves to track Santa for Santa. It has proven to be a wildly popular idea and a whole…
Elf Rusty Belz
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Elf Rusty Belz Announces Retirement

Elf Rusty Belz, veteran radio newsman who has served as the voice of North Pole Radio since its inception, has announced his retirement. It is effective immediately. News of his retirement has shocked most at the North Pole. Rusty was…
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Visiting the Purchasing Department

The Purchasing Department is my first new department visit of the year. We have been charged in our elf training for this year to visit other departments and learn what they do. I had never heard of the Purchasing Department until Elf Ernest…
North Pole
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North Pole Welcomes Santa Home

News Recap: Santa is welcomed home at the North Pole to cheers. Merry Christmas. Status of Regional Operations - North Pole Flight Command: Fully operational -- **Heavy Snow - Whiteout** - Sector 1 (Oceania): Stand down - mission accomplished,…
Alaska
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Santa Visits Remote Alaska

News Recap: As Santa visits rural Alaska it appears the new speed record is official. Status of Regional Operations - North Pole Flight Command: Fully operational -- **Heavy Snow - Whiteout** - Sector 1 (Oceania): Stand down - mission…
Hawaii
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Santa Welcomed in Hawaii

News Recap: Mrs. Claus has joined Santa in the sleigh in Hawaii, which is their tradition. Status of Regional Operations - North Pole Flight Command: Fully operational -- **Heavy Snow - Whiteout** - Sector 1 (Oceania): Stand down -…
Tahiti
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Tahiti Welcomes Santa

News Recap: Santa acutally lands in Tahiti this time. Status of Regional Operations - North Pole Flight Command: Fully operational -- **Heavy Snow - Whiteout** - Sector 1 (Oceania): Stand down - mission accomplished, bedtime advisory…
Vancouver
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Vancouver Reports a Merry Christmas

News Recap: Santa is in Vancouver and we have a great Santa encounter there to report. We do our best work late in the flight when nobody is left listening. Status of Regional Operations - North Pole Flight Command: Fully operational…
Juneau
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The Cops of Juneau

News Recap: It wouldn't be Christmas Eve without the cops of Juneau. Fortunately, they have targeted the sleigh of Crash Murphy, not Santa. Status of Regional Operations - North Pole Flight Command: Fully operational -- **Heavy Snow…
Canada
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Santa Back in Canada

News Recap: Canada enjoys another dose of Santa while Hawaii readies things for Mrs. Claus Status of Regional Operations - North Pole Flight Command: Fully operational -- **Heavy Snow - Whiteout** - Sector 1 (Oceania): Stand down - mission…
Seattle
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Santa is in Seattle

News Recap: Santa has arrived in Seattle. Status of Regional Operations - North Pole Flight Command: Fully operational -- **Heavy Snow - Whiteout** - Sector 1 (Oceania): Stand down - mission accomplished, bedtime advisory issued -…
Mexico
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Santa Returns to Mexico

News Recap: Santa is back in Mexico and a trick to help believers sleep is revealed. Status of Regional Operations - North Pole Flight Command: Fully operational -- **Heavy Snow - Whiteout** - Sector 1 (Oceania): Stand down - mission…