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Japan Sends in First Reports

We're receiving reports of Santa's first visits to Japan, a fact confirmed by the report below from the News Department at the North Pole. Meanwhile, there are some "minor" concerns about Vixen. She reportedly has some sort of problem…
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Santa Tells Central Asia to Go to Bed

Santa is in New Caledonia, some small islands far off the north east coast of Australia. The weather there is good and the reindeer are reportedly doing well, as is Santa himself. A rash of bedtime warnings for all parts of Asia…
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Trackers in Europe Gear up for Santa

Santa is now in Siberia and we are receiving multiple reports of a Merry Christmas there. As Santa pushes West the anticipation builds in other parts of the world. Weather and tradition are the talk of trackers in Poland, as you…
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Reasons for Tourists to Come to the North Pole

The Mariana islands are reporting visits from Santa at this time. The speed of the sleigh appears to be constant and reindeer fatigue does not appear to be an issue. As the North Pole Christmas Party gets underway the Board of Tourism…
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North Pole Christmas Party Delayed

The North Pole Christmas Party has been delayed while elves continue working at Santa's Workshop and in the Wrapping Department. We also have a large number of elves supporting reindeer flight operations, tracking center duties and airlift…
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Santa Announces the Winner of the Sleigh Naming Contest

Santa will launch within the next few minutes. Please stand by for our live report. He just announced the winner of the annual sleigh naming contest. This year's sleigh will be named Bonnie. It was first suggested by Olivia of England…
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Reindeer Hitched to Santa’s Sleigh

Reindeer handlers from Santa’s Stables are gathered around the sleigh right now helping Santa get the reindeer in place. He lines them up one by one, speaking to each one gently as he hitches them to the sleigh. This is a job Santa…
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Sleigh Traffic Jam Over Canada

Hundreds of sleighs are in transit over the skies of Canada. Many of them are headed for the North Pole but many others are headed for Jingle Bell 1. The situation has created a crowded sky high above the country of Canada at this hour.…
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Thousands of Reindeer Sent on Christmas Missions

More sleighs led by more elves and reindeer are launching from the North Pole at this hour. Their destinations and their missions have been labeled top secret. This is a huge group of reindeer – I would say thousands are either in…
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Record Number of Reindeer to Be Used

Even though the Big Building with No Name is no longer a mystery there are still plenty of unexplained elements to Santa’s ride this year. We still don’t quite yet understand what the mountain of coal is all about. And we don’t…
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Santa’s Reindeer are in Isolation

If something is to happen in the next hour Santa’s reindeer might not be aware of it. It is nap time for them. In speaking with Elf Victor he assures us that all the reindeer are healthy and ready to go. But with hours still until…
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BREAKING NEWS: Santa Orders North Pole to Launch Positions

Breaking News! Alarms of a different sort are going off at the North Pole and everyone here is in shock. These are special alarms. They only go off once a year and only for a special reason: they announce that elves need to gather…