News for and by Santa Trackers tracking Santa for Santa

Sleigh Sightings

Record Numbers of Sleigh Sightings

Sleigh SightingsNorth Pole Flight Command is reporting that sleigh sighting reports have spiked from tracker elves in nearly every sector over the past month. “We’ve never seen anything like it,” said Elf Wilbur Boeing, a flight analyst at Flight Command. “Freelance elf reports seem to be dominating this trend and they appear to be coming from […]
Report Needed

Report Needed from All Sectors

Report NeededHi Elves! I have a report I need from all elves in all sectors at this time – a Local Christmas Report. Please go to this link to send it in to your Elf Supervisor. We are not expecting a huge positive response from this report. But let me tell you why we’re doing this. […]
Santa Wants More Tracker Elves
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Santa Wants More Tracker Elves

Santa wants more tracker elves. According to Elf Crash Murphy, International Director of Santa Trackers, Santa has expressed concerns about his coming up flight on Christmas Eve. He wants more tracker elves to track Santa for Santa. Tracking…
Time to Recruit More Elves

Time to Recruit Elves

Time to Recruit More ElvesBoy, what a day it has been. Meetings, phone calls, Zoom meetings – we have just had it all going on. Basically it all boils down to this, gang: this crisis in Santa’s workshop is changing the face of tracking Santa for Santa this year. I’m still trying to figure out how it is going […]
The Dumb Stuff of AI

The Dumb Stuff of AI

The Dumb Stuff of AIHave you noticed all the use of AI in everything right now? School teachers and college professors are beside themselves with how many students these days use ChatGPT or some other kind of “artificial Intelligence” to do their homework assignments. AI is being used in everything from buying tickets for shows or for transportation; to […]
Sleigh Activity

Canada Very Active

Sleigh ActivityHi Gang, Right now we are kind of in a holding pattern with Flight Command. I’ve asked them for clear direction of how we can help them and they keep telling me to just wait. All the sleigh flight activity that’s not related to the test flights of Santa’s sleigh so far seems to be […]
Watching the Skies

Watching the Skies

Watching the SkiesHi Elves of Sector 1! As you may have heard on North Pole Radio News the activity covering the crisis in Santa’s Workshop is supposed to be affecting all Sectors and the work we do as tracker elves. I have been listening to Elf Crash and the elves at North Pole Flight Command to figure […]
All Elves on Alert

All Trackers on Alert

All Elves on AlertIt is only the end of September but I feel compelled to issue an alert for all Santa Trackers world wide. There is a crisis in Santa’s Workshop and elves from nearly every department at the North Pole are mobilizing to help in the effort. We are equally called upon to join in the effort. […]
When Bad News Happens

When Bad News Happens

When Bad News HappensYears ago I got my start in the news business quite by accident. I was working in the North Pole Post Office and there we received lots of letters that were not FOR Santa but were ABOUT Santa. They still get these kinds of letters. They were letters from kids with doubts. Or from people […]
Promotion Questions

Promotion Questions in Sector 5

Promotion QuestionsI cannot speak for any of the other Elf Supervisors but since made the announcement about promotions yesterday I have been flooded with questions. Let me see if I can make this more clear for elves in Sector 5. First of all, if you want added responsibility as an elf, I want to streamline the […]
Elf Promotions

Elf Promotions Active

Elf PromotionsFellow Elves and Trackers in the Service of Santa, It is shaping up to be an interesting season already. While I can report that we are on track with our early reporting in our efforts to track Santa for Santa I can tell you now that more will be asked of us this year. While […]
Ask Santa

Got Questions?

Ask SantaWe will not be holding a Tracker Elf Conference this year. I will be hosting at least a few chats specifically for Tracker Elves between now and when Santa launches. But our usual symposium of key elves and Santa himself will not be possible this year. Santa has instructed that we gather your questions for […]