Test Flights Over the US West Coast
Yesterday, Elf Z from North Pole Flight Command posted that the test flights of Santa’s sleigh are headed to the US and Canada Pacific Coast areas over the next week: Flight plans from North Pole Flight Command show that the test flights of Santa’s sleigh are indeed now over Sector 5 and the plan for […]
Hot August Nights Set for Sector 5
North Pole Flight Command has just informed me of a special operation to be conducted over Sector 5 called Hot August Nights. The test flights of Santa’s sleigh will be over Sector 5 during the month of August specifically to be seen. That’s right – you read that correctly – they want you to SEE […]
Delays for Sector 1 Tracking Center
Hello from Christmas Island. I’m sorry we have not put out much news. We are having Internet issues at our new Regional Tracking Center in Christmas Island (Australia). In fact, I’m having to send this via my phone and it’s a big pain. Please be patient with us. I think we will be open far […]
