BREAKING NEWS: Santa Orders North Pole to Launch Positions
Breaking News!
Alarms of a different sort are going off…
12 Hours Until Santa Launches
Breaking news!
Twelve hours from now Santa launches. Just…
Christmas Eve Dawns in Australia
The sun is rising in the South Pacific and the island nations…
Santa’s Sleigh Returns to the North Pole
Santa’s sleigh just returned to the North Pole. I saw it…
North Pole Navy Launches Three Ships
Big holy-moly breaking news again!
Santa is launching…
Test Flight Chased from Iran
Breaking News!
Evidently the Iranians are serious about…
Santa Asks for More Secret Spies in Canada
An interesting note was just sent from Elf Agent X in the…
Santa’s A-Team of Reindeer Return to the North Pole
Elf Victor just told me that Santa’s A-Team of reindeer…
Spotter Elves from China Check In
Elves in the tracking center tell us that hundreds of spotters…
How Santa Knows When You Change Your Mind
Checking in with Elf Hugo again in the North Pole Post Office…
Santa Announces Historic Launch Event
Breaking news!
We have been told to expect a “history-making”…
Elves World Wide Begin North Pole Check In
Santa has elves working all over the world and they are starting…
