Santa’s sleigh just returned to the North Pole. I saw it land just moments ago. It appears the sleigh is undamaged and that Elf Vernon and those with him on the flight are unhurt.
Elves from the Research and Development Department are all over the sleigh at this moment, making sure all parts are there and functioning correctly. If that all checks out it will go in for a good sleigh wash before it comes back to the barnyard for the fitting of the bells later tonight.
It appears that Santa’s sleigh will be completely ready for Santa without any other problems or delays.
Coming up next: Update from Australia
Where it is Christmas Eve now: Karachi
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