Reindeer in the News
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Reindeer in the News and in Chat Today

Elf Victor, Santa’s old friend and head elf of the Reindeer Operations Department, will be in North Pole Chat again today to talk about Santa’s reindeer. The chat begins at 3pm EST in North Pole Chat. Elf Victor will respond to…
Santa's Workshop is 44 Days Behind
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Santa’s Workshop is 44 Days Behind

The Workshop Crisis Management Task Force reports today that Santa’s workshop is 44 days behind with 26 days remaining until Santa’s launch. This is the 2nd productive week in which a staggering 14 days was made against the deficit.…
Thanksgiving at the North Pole
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Thanksgiving Moves Forward at the North Pole

After a week of rumor and suggestion to cancel Thanksgiving activities at the North Pole due to a bad weather forecast and the crisis in Santa’s workshop, the Office of Mrs. Claus has issued a statement on behalf of Santa Claus. “Thanksgiving…
Power Outages
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Power Outages at Santa’s Workshop

Santa’s workshop has new issues to deal with: power outages. This latest snafu began with the onset of a brief winter storm (not to be confused with the blizzard forecast for next week). A fast moving storm featuring gusty winds and…
Santa's Workshop is only 58 Days Behind
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Santa’s Workshop is 58 Days Behind

The Workshop Crisis Management Task Force reports today that Santa’s workshop is 58 days behind with 33 days remaining until Santa’s launch. Elf Bernard is very happy with the performance of the workshop this past week. They have…
Workshop is Behind
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Santa’s Workshop is 72 Days Behind Schedule

The Workshop Crisis Management Task Force reports today that Santa’s workshop is 72 days behind with 40 days remaining until Santa’s launch. Elf Bernard reports that while a good gain was made last week they need to be doing even…
Santa's Workshop is 79 Days Behind
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Santa’s Workshop is 79 Days Behind

The Workshop Crisis Management Task Force reports today that Santa’s workshop is 79 days behind with 47 days remaining until Santa’s launch. Elf Bernard, head elf in Santa’s Workshop, says that the 10 days picked up in the past…
Different Kind of Halloween
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North Pole Celebrates Halloween

It is a different kind of Halloween at the North Pole this year.   Usually this is just a partial work day, with many elves requesting the day off of work to be home with the families to work on costume and Halloween party plans. There…
Workshop is 89 Days Behind
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Workshop is 89 Days Behind

The Workshop Crisis Management Task Force reports today that Santa’s workshop is 89 days behind with 54 days remaining until Santa’s launch. A frustrating week for elves in Santa’s workshop as production quotas designed to make…
Elves Transferred
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Elves Transferred to Santa’s Workshop

More elves are being sent to Santa’s workshop to see if production increases can help ease the crisis. Elf Bernard announced today that the following North Pole departments, businesses and organizations are all sending elves to additional…
Worried Mail
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Worried Mail Floods the North Pole

The North Pole Post Office reports that mail coming in from believers around the world is setting records in October and it reflects concerns and anxieties over the Crisis in Santa's Workshop. Weeks ago the Post Office launched Operation…
92 Days Behind
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Workshop is 92 Days Behind

The Workshop Crisis Management Task Force reports today that Santa’s workshop is 92 days behind with 61 days remaining until Santa’s launch. Elf Bernard and others in leadership at Santa’s Workshop are frustrated at the slower results…