Santa's Workshop is 79 Days Behind
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Santa’s Workshop is 79 Days Behind

The Workshop Crisis Management Task Force reports today that Santa’s workshop is 79 days behind with 47 days remaining until Santa’s launch. Elf Bernard, head elf in Santa’s Workshop, says that the 10 days picked up in the past…
Different Kind of Halloween
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North Pole Celebrates Halloween

It is a different kind of Halloween at the North Pole this year.   Usually this is just a partial work day, with many elves requesting the day off of work to be home with the families to work on costume and Halloween party plans. There…
Workshop is 89 Days Behind
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Workshop is 89 Days Behind

The Workshop Crisis Management Task Force reports today that Santa’s workshop is 89 days behind with 54 days remaining until Santa’s launch. A frustrating week for elves in Santa’s workshop as production quotas designed to make…
Elves Transferred
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Elves Transferred to Santa’s Workshop

More elves are being sent to Santa’s workshop to see if production increases can help ease the crisis. Elf Bernard announced today that the following North Pole departments, businesses and organizations are all sending elves to additional…
Worried Mail
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Worried Mail Floods the North Pole

The North Pole Post Office reports that mail coming in from believers around the world is setting records in October and it reflects concerns and anxieties over the Crisis in Santa's Workshop. Weeks ago the Post Office launched Operation…
92 Days Behind
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Workshop is 92 Days Behind

The Workshop Crisis Management Task Force reports today that Santa’s workshop is 92 days behind with 61 days remaining until Santa’s launch. Elf Bernard and others in leadership at Santa’s Workshop are frustrated at the slower results…
Crisis in Santa’s Workshop
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Understanding the Crisis in Santa’s Workshop

Understanding the Crisis in Santa's Workshop is the topic of conversation in the latest episode of the North Pole Podcast for elves Frank Myrrh and Crash Murphy. As Elf Crash explains the problem is not only that the workshop is having a…
99 Days Behind
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Workshop is 99 Days Behind

The Workshop Crisis Management Task Force reports today that Santa’s workshop is 99 days behind with 68 days remaining until Santa’s launch. Excellent progress is being made as elves are literally working in shifts around the clock…
Elves Working Overtime
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Elves Working Overtime

Elves in Santa’s Workshop are working overtime in an effort to clear the backlog generated by a tough year of getting supplies to the North Pole. Most elves I talked to in the Workshop today are happy to have all the extra work. Elf…
166 Days Behind in Santa's Workshop
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Santa’s Workshop is Just 116 Days Behind

The Workshop Crisis Management Task Force reports today that Santa’s workshop is 116 days behind with 75 days remaining until Santa’s launch. Some elves at the North Pole fear that is not a fast enough pace. But since they started…
Operation Toy Shop
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Operation Toy Shop Begins

The North Pole Post Office has kicked off a new effort of their own to aid in the Crisis in Santa’s Workshop. They are calling it Operation Toy Shop. Elf Hugo, postmaster at the North Pole Post Office, is concerned that believers are…
Santa's Workshop is 128 Days Behind Schedule
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Santa’s Workshop is 128 Days Behind Schedule

The Workshop Crisis Management Task Force reports today that Santa’s workshop is 128 days behind with 82 days remaining until Santa’s launch. Elf Bernard, head elf of Santa’s Workshop, admits those remain daunting numbers but he…