India Reports!

Santa is in India. We’ve received numerous confirmations that folks there are waking up to a happy Christmas morning there.

Somewhere in his travels Santa has ordered ten sleighs filled with elves, wrapping paper, tape and scissors to leave the North Pole for somewhere in North Africa. He has ordered another ten sleighs filled with elves and tools to somewhere in Europe. These sleighs are taking off right now.

— Elf Ernest

Bedtime Warnings: Moscow, Helsinki

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