Yes, Santa even delivers to submarines. At this moment he is somewhere in the North Atlantic delivering to sailors aboard submarines working the North Atlantic. This is a tricky deal because Santa can’t deliver underwater. So he has to work with government and military agencies to contact the subs for them to surface when Santa is in the neighborhood.

“That’s just more of the good work done by your friendly Secret Spy Department at the North Pole,” Elf Agent X told me with a smile. That’s pretty unusual. Elf Agent X hardly tells me anything and he almost never smiles.

— Elf Ernest

Bedtime warning: Caracas, San Juan, Havana, Bermuda

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