Santa is still in Finland, his location unchanged since we last reported.
“I think we have a lot of excited kids in Europe,” Elf Quinton chuckled. “Santa told me he wants to give them a little more time to get completely asleep.” In the meantime, I’m told Santa is enjoying a cold turkey sandwich with cranberry sauce.
— Elf Ernest
Direct from Santa’s Newsroom at the North Pole
Command Center Status: All operations back to normal, Santa currently on the ground in Finland…
Sleigh Status: 0 mph
Reindeer Status: Refreshed.
Latest Secret Spy Reports: Multiple reports of storm damage in the Southern USA; roof damage reported in Sao Paulo; cold mist reported in Halifax…
Where it is Christmas Eve now: Rio de Janiero
Where it is Christmas morning now: Helsinki, Warsaw, Minsk, Ankara, Kiev, Odesa, Bucharest, Athens, Mogadishu, Cairo
Kids in these places should be in bed by now:
All of Europe
All of Africa