Libya has seen a Merry Christmas and according to date we’re receiving just now part of Italy have seen Santa too. Rome can now be confirmed as having been visited by Santa.
— Elf Ernest
Direct from Santa’s Newsroom at the North Pole
Command Center Status: All systems are go, all lights are green
Sleigh Status: 99114 mph
Reindeer Status: Great!
Latest Secret Spy Reports: Fog reported in Wales; tornado warnings posted in SE USA; reports of roof damage in Jacksonville, Florida…
Where it is Christmas Eve now: St. Louis, Pittsburgh, Toronto
Where it is Christmas morning now: Niamey, Brazzaville, Accra, Port Elizabeth, Durban, Helsinki, Warsaw, Minsk, Ankara, Kiev
Kids in these places should be in bed by now:
All of Europe