North Pole Confirms Santa in Orbit

North Pole Podcast

North Pole Confirms Santa in Orbit

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Santa is playing space cowboy at the moment. Moments ago I had to release an official announcement declaring that Santa was, in fact, qualified and trained to deliver to the International Space Station.

Elves working what they call Operation Space Monkey — the top secret name given to this project — say that Santa is doing just fine and that he will be back to earth shortly. It was never intended to be a long visit.

Meanwhile, Santa’s reindeer are at the South Pole taking a rest and anxiously waiting for Santa to return.

— Elf Ernest