World Leaders Worry About Santa in Space

North Pole Podcast

World Leaders Worry About Santa in Space

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Santa is doing just fine, we’re told, but that doesn’t mean everyone is happy with him. Some world leaders and others are a bit upset with him.

“He just can’t go into space without permission or training,” said Dr. Herman Finkle, an international scientist linked to the Space Station. “We have programs where experts in different areas are trained how to work in space, how to be in space and how to move around in space. It is not for everyone. But Santa is up there with no training. It’s frightening.”

Everyone here at the North Pole laughs at that. Santa has done this for several years now. I think he’s got it down.

— Elf Ernest