A lot of people wait until right about to visit us and it is only then that they discover all the options the North Pole offers to improve your Christmas experience — such as becoming an elf.
Of course you want to become an elf. Who wouldn’t?
It’s all very easy:
1. Go here.
2. Learn this.
3. Do this.
4. Then go here and apply for this.
Boom. You’re golden.
NORTH POLE RADIO NEWS
About the Tracking Santa Live Radio Broadcast
OPERATION MERRY CHRISTMAS STATUS
Santa: Resting at the North Pole
Sector 1 – Oceania, Australia, New Zealand & South Pacific: ACTIVE
Sector 2 – Asia & The Middle East: ACTIVE
Sector 3 – Europe & Africa: CHECKING IN
Sector 4 – Atlantic, Greenland & South America: CHECKING IN
Sector 5 – Central & North America: CHECKING IN
~ North Pole Flight Command – News of Santa’s Flight, reindeer, sleigh and bedtime advisories
~ ElfHQ.com – Department of Elf Resources, North Pole. Become an Elf
~ SantaTrackers.net – Track Santa for Santa (Elves only)
I want to be an elf Santa so give me an potion right now please also this is john.