Eggnog Crisis at the North Pole
The great eggnog crisis of last Christmas may extend into this holiday season.
Makers of Elf Eggnog here at the North Pole announced today that heavy cream production at North Pole dairy farms is once again falling short to fill the needs for upcoming eggnog demand.
Elf Eggnog is wildly popular at the North Pole. It is nearly consumed as much as water is. Despite the overall abundance of beverage options at the North Pole the brand Elf Eggnog continues ranks #1 in popularity.
In response to the eggnog crisis it is rumored by the office of Mrs. Claus that she just may share her secret eggnog recipe, which has long been associated with the Elf Eggnog brand.
If she does that the makers and fans of Elf Eggnog brand eggnog are uncertain what affect that will have on the beverage market at the North Pole.
For more about Elf Eggnog and why it is so popular, please listen to the North Pole Radio News report in the player above.
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Thank you, Elf Harold! Oh, the Elf Eggnog is lacking again! I’ve not had eggnog yet, but I wonder how different it is from others. How about Mrs. Claus’s eggnog? Is that the same flavor as the Elf Eggnog? Three of Elves Harold, Frank, and Crash, do you drink Eggnog instead of water? Do elves in the Regional Tracking Centers do the same? Anyway, I hope they are okay with Mrs. Claus’s recipe! Merry Christmas! XD
Thank you, Elf Harold Star! I hope that everything gets back on track with the eggnog! Every Christmas!
Thank you, Elf Harold Star! I hope everything goes well with the eggnog! Merry Christmas!
Elf Eggnog is good and all, but I’m not going to worry as long as there’s enough fruitcake!