Eggnog Energy Drink is a Big Hit
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News Recap: Elves are powered this year by a new eggnog energy drink that is proving to be very popular.
Where is Santa Now (Santa Tracker): Eating breakfast.
Countdown-to-Launch: 15.5 hours until Santa’s launch
Bedtime Advisories (Direct from Santa’s Sleigh): None yet
North Pole Flight Command
Sector 1 (Oceania): In the Red Zone, trackers active. It’s Christmas eve in this sector!
Sector 2 (Asia and the Middle East): Evening, 12/23
Sector 3 (Europe and Africa): Afternoon, 12/23
Sector 4 (Greenland and South America): Midday, 12/23
Sector 5 (Central and North America): Morning, 12/23
Elf Ed Zachary is a columnist for the North Pole Gazette, specializing in content focusing on North Pole and Elf life. Known as the Great Defender, Elf Ed Zachary is frequently tasked with dealing with doubters and detractors of Santa Claus. He is famous for Defending Santa and the reality of Claus culture and North Pole existence. His column here at SantaUpdate.com is titled "It's an Elf's Life".
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