Santa Wants Greater Speed and No Delays

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Santa Wants Greater Speed and No Delays

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News Recap: Santa refuses to delay the launch of his sleigh and has asked all elves to work with greater speed.

Where is Santa Now (Santa Tracker): Santa is at the Sleigh Barn inspecting the bells.

Countdown-to-Launch: 1.5 hours until Santa’s launch

Bedtime Advisories (Direct from Santa’s Sleigh): The North Pole Flight Command Advisory Desk is now open.

North Pole Flight Command
Sector 1 (Oceania): It’s Christmas Eve late afternoon. Christmas parties happening
Sector 2 (Asia and the Middle East): Approaching midday Christmas Eve
Sector 3 (Europe and Africa): Early Christmas Eve morning
Sector 4 (Greenland and South America): Very early Christmas Eve morning
Sector 5 (Central and North America): Entering the Red Zone

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Elf Ed Zachary

Elf Ed Zachary is a columnist for the North Pole Gazette, specializing in content focusing on North Pole and Elf life. Known as the Great Defender, Elf Ed Zachary is frequently tasked with dealing with doubters and detractors of Santa Claus. He is famous for Defending Santa and the reality of Claus culture and North Pole existence. His column here at SantaUpdate.com is titled "It's an Elf's Life".

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