Entries by Elf Harold Star

Version 3 of Sleigh Ordered

Version 3 of Santa's SleighA new version of Santa’s sleigh has been ordered and the Sleigh Department will be delivering it sometime in the new few days. Version 3, as it is being called, will feature a new wind screen angled for better aerodynamics, improvements to the sleigh dashboard, more upgrades to onboard lights, and advanced weather-proofing. Version 2, […]
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Santa’s Workshop is VERY Behind

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Santa's Workshop is VERY Behind



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After several meetings with Elf Wally, who heads the distribution efforts at the North Pole, and Elf Bernard, the head elf in Santa’s workshop, it is estimated that Santa’s workshop is at least two months behind in their work – and maybe more. Being two months behind with three months to go until Christmas has […]

Elf Promotions Active

Elf PromotionsFellow Elves and Trackers in the Service of Santa, It is shaping up to be an interesting season already. While I can report that we are on track with our early reporting in our efforts to track Santa for Santa I can tell you now that more will be asked of us this year. While […]
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Stress About Santa’s Workshop

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Stress About Santa's Workshop



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A report today from the North Pole Post Office suggests that believers around the world are starting to stress over the delays reported in Santa’s Workshop. Santa asked Elf Hugo, postmaster at the North Pole, to report on trends of feelings expressed via the mail sent to the North Pole. Elf Hugo told the executive […]

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Prancer Declared Healthy

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Prancer Declared Healthy



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Elf Big Sled Ted reports that Prancer, who was in treatment for a moderate injury, is now recovered. Prancer was admitted to the Kringle Reindeer Clinic on September 1st for advanced treatment. Prancer will stay at the North Pole and await the return of Santa’s other reindeer, which is expected at any time. She will […]

Got Questions?

Ask SantaWe will not be holding a Tracker Elf Conference this year. I will be hosting at least a few chats specifically for Tracker Elves between now and when Santa launches. But our usual symposium of key elves and Santa himself will not be possible this year. Santa has instructed that we gather your questions for […]
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Parade Committee Meets

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Parade Committee Meets



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The Thanksgiving Day Elf Parade Committee met today to discuss plans for this year’s parade. The debate, as always, seems to be on what to do when the weather goes back. It’s not if the weather goes bad. It goes bad every year. But the parade must go on, as they say. And the Committee […]

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100 Days Until Santa’s Launch

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100 Days Until Santa’s Launch



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On what would normally be a sleepy Sunday at the North Pole a press conference for North Pole media has been held at North Pole Flight Command to mark a milestone in Operation Merry Christmas – the 100 days until Santa’s Launch mark. In just 100 days Santa leaves via express sleigh to deliver Christmas […]

Do You See Christmas?

Local Christmas ReportHi elves! Here in Sector 1 we have a different routine when it comes to Christmas. We are a little later than some sectors in seeing Christmas happening and a little before other sectors. Usually by now we have reports of Christmas activity. What is Christmas activity? It’s things in the stores, music on the […]
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Put Your Mark on Santa’s Map

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Put Your Mark on Santa’s Map



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Last week Elf Crash Murphy, in his role as the International Director of Santa Trackers, introduced a new feature at SantaTrackers.net called the World Santa Map. This map allows you to place a marker showing where you are and your relation to Santa. Since the announcement many tracker elves, North Pole elves, and Santa believers […]

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Big Tent Set Up Near Santa’s Stables

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Elf crews working in both the Reindeer Department and the Sleigh Department erected a huge new tent today not far from Santa’s Stables, the Sleigh Barn and the Reindeer Barn. No announcements have been made to declare what or who the tent is for. Rumors are circulating at the North Pole that the tent might […]