A late report yesterday at North Pole Flight Command has caught most people by surprise: Santa may NOT have enough elves tracking Santa for Santa this year. The Department of Redundancy Department at the North Pole reported that their internal audit of the numbers reflects a possible deficiency in the number of trackers Santa will […]
The Department of Redundancy Department filed a report with North Pole Flight Command today suggesting that more tracker elves are needed to track Santa for Santa this year. The report comes as a big surprise because the Tracking Department’s own accounting suggests that recruitment numbers for new tracker elves are at an all-time high and […]
Trackers of Sector 1 – things are definitely picking up. I need to know who’s working and who is not right now. Please update your Elf Status as soon as you can. I strong urge you as well to become familiar with all our tracker reports. I think we’re going to be sending in a […]
Flight Command is requesting – rather insistently and urgently — that trackers in our northern areas please send in updated Weather Reports right away. This directly has to do with flights supporting the Kringle Plan. What are northern areas? Just about any area that can get snow at this time of year. So, Siberia, Northern […]
Hello trackers in Europe and Africa, North Pole Flight Command is asking for an updated Local Christmas Report from our sector. I’m not sure why, but let’s get it to them. Like Sector 5, we can report very active new tracker elf signups over the past week. Welcome to all of our new trackers! Please […]
Over the weekend North Pole Flight Command introduced something they call The Kringle Plan. It is an emergency plan put in place by Santa to help recover from the crisis in Santa’s Workshop. Under the plan the first of several early activations of reindeer was announced. 500 reindeer are deploying today from the North Pole […]
As others have been sharing today we had a conference call with Elf Crash and Elf Roger earlier. For us there is a little more complexity because we have test flights of Santa’s sleigh going on in our sector and now a lot of freighter sleighs are coming. Why are they headed our way? Well, […]
We want to send a big welcome to new tracker elves in Sector 5. This weekend has been a record breaker. Especially with freelance tracker elf sign-ups. We want you to be prepared for tracking Santa for Santa. Do not wait until December 23rd the check in. We need tracker elf work done now. Elf […]
Elves, it looks like things are heating up for us in Sector 4. We had a conference call a while ago with Elf Crash and we heard as well from Elf Roger during our meeting. Reindeer and sleighs are headed our way soon. That being the case, I need know who is working right now. […]
Elf Victor, Santa’s old friend and head elf of the Reindeer Operations Department, will be in North Pole Chat again today to talk about Santa’s reindeer. The chat begins at 3pm EST in North Pole Chat. Elf Victor will respond to news put out this week by North Pole Flight Command about the Kringle Plan. […]
The Reindeer Operations Department is today working to fulfill an order for 500 reindeer to be activated into service starting tomorrow. The activation is part of the Kringle Plan. These reindeer will begin freighting operations to move goods from the North Pole to strategic locations around the world in advance of Santa’s Christmas Eve ride. […]
The test flights of Santa’s sleigh are returning to the skies of Sector 1. Flight engineers and sleigh designers report that Santa’s sleigh is performing exceptionally well. They feel they could benefit from more warm weather flight training. Currently they are working on version #5 of Santa’s sleigh and depending on what they learn in […]
