Entries by Elf Ernest

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Workshop is Now 44 Hours Behind

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Workshop is Now 44 Hours Behind



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News Recap: Santa’s Workshop is now only 44 hours behind. Santa launches in a little more than 6 hours. Where is Santa Now (Santa Tracker): Santa is checking in with the Sleigh Bell Department. Countdown-to-Launch: 6.5 hours until Santa’s launch Bedtime Advisories (Direct from Santa’s Sleigh): None yet North Pole Flight Command Sector 1 (Oceania): […]

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Tracker Elf Reports Flood Flight Command

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Tracker Elf Reports Flood Flight Command



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News Recap: Tracker elves worldwide are flooding North Pole Flight Command with reports to help with Santa’s flight. Where is Santa Now (Santa Tracker): Taking a shower. Countdown-to-Launch: 16 hours until Santa’s launch Bedtime Advisories (Direct from Santa’s Sleigh): None yet North Pole Flight Command Sector 1 (Oceania): In the Red Zone, trackers active. It’s […]

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North Pole Navy Repositions

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North Pole Navy Repositions



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News Recap: The North Pole Navy is repositioning ships to the coastal waters of North and Central America. Where is Santa Now (Santa Tracker): Waking up. Countdown-to-Launch: 16.5 hours until Santa’s launch Bedtime Advisories (Direct from Santa’s Sleigh): None yet North Pole Flight Command Sector 1 (Oceania): In the Red Zone, trackers active. It’s Christmas […]

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North Pole Christmas Party Delayed

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North Pole Christmas Party Delayed



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The North Pole Christmas Party will be delayed until the backup in Santa’s workshop is resolved, officials associated with the Office of Mrs. Claus announced today. Traditionally the Christmas Eve party at the North Pole begins as elves get off from their final shifts. Usually office staff, elves from community services, schools and administrative functions […]

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Do You Have an Elf? Take Our Survey

Do you have an elf? The North Pole would like your opinion. The tradition of visiting elves popularly known as Elf on the Shelf has long been questioned. Many love the tradition while many others are critical of it. We have explained that Santa and the North Pole does not really know a lot about […]

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What Santa Wants You to Know About Your Christmas Tree

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What Santa Wants You to Know About Your Christmas Tree



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On the first busy weekend of Christmas we have a tradition of talking about the importance of the Christmas tree, tips for it from Santa in the home and ways you can keep it an important part of your Christmas. This annual reminder comes directly from Santa. I spoke to him early this morning and […]

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A Working Thanksgiving at the North Pole

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A Working Thanksgiving at the North Pole



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While Thanksgiving is festive with many traditional activities at the North Pole it remains a working holiday this year for many elves. Santa’s workshop remains operational today as thousands of elves continue to work around the clock to overcome the crisis in Santa’s workshop. Their shifts are shorter so they can have time to be […]

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1 Month Until Christmas

Hi ho! Just 1 month to go until Christmas. One month from today is Christmas Eve! We are excited at the North Pole. Why? We’re making progress on the crisis in Santa’s Workshop. Last month, when I wrote a post like this one, Santa’s workshop was 92 days behind. As of last Thursday, we’re now […]

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Thanksgiving Moves Forward at the North Pole

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Thanksgiving Moves Forward at the North Pole



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After a week of rumor and suggestion to cancel Thanksgiving activities at the North Pole due to a bad weather forecast and the crisis in Santa’s workshop, the Office of Mrs. Claus has issued a statement on behalf of Santa Claus. “Thanksgiving plans at the North Pole scheduled for next week will continued as planned,” […]

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2 Months Until Christmas

Greetings, friends! Now just two months separates us from Christmas and we need to talk. Many of you are engaged with our ongoing coverage of the crisis in Santa’s workshop. You know what is happening. You see the great progress that has been made. You are informed and confident that Santa and his elves can […]

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3 Months Until Christmas

Greetings, friends! There are just 3 months until Christmas – and so MUCH is happening at the North Pole. If you’re just joining us this year – and by the numbers of people coming to SantaUpdate.com these days, many of you are – you have a lot of catching up to do! The first thing […]